Help with my pirate story really really really really need ideas plz help?

how bout something about them about to sail off with 2 new crew members (former target-workers lol) when all of a sudden one of the new crew members (Chuck) breaks something and the ship tears down. the captain is furious and decides to join Jon at the Mermaid Inn, hitting on chicks. he orders the rest of the crew to fix the ship except for Chuck, he told him not to touch the ship. when the captain and Jon return, the ship is.....